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The Simpsons' Same-Sex Lip Lock
The Advocate Mon, 02 Mar 2009 15:24 PM PST
...may have killed its big gay story line, but The Simpsons is again breaking new ground. Though it was only in Homer's dreams, Marge went in for a lip lock with another lady.
Break out the Duff: The Simpsons renewed
Global TV Regina Mon, 02 Mar 2009 11:42 AM PST
News flash! The Simpsons has been cancelled! Kidding, of course. It's been picked up for another two seasons.
Marge puckers up and enjoys a Homer-sexual kiss in The Simpsons
Daily Mail Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:57 AM PST
Marge puckers up and enjoys a Homer-sexual kiss in The Simpsons
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More Great Homer Quotes
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Homer: “See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how’s that for freedom of choice?”
Homer: “I’ve learned my lesson: a mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It’s clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives of a plantation in Hawaii.”
Homer: “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
Homer: “Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”
Homer: “‘To start press any key.’ Well where’s the ‘any’ key? I see Esc, Catarl, and PigUp. There doesn’t seem to be any ‘any’ key!”
Homer: “It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews.”
Homer: “Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is ‘How to increase your word power.’ That thing is really... really.. really.... good.”
Homer: “People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.”
Homer: “Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her - during the commercial.”
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Homer: “See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how’s that for freedom of choice?”Homer: “I’ve learned my lesson: a mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It’s clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives of a plantation in Hawaii.”
Homer: “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”
Homer: “Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!”
Homer: “‘To start press any key.’ Well where’s the ‘any’ key? I see Esc, Catarl, and PigUp. There doesn’t seem to be any ‘any’ key!”
Homer: “It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, they are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews.”
Homer: “Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is ‘How to increase your word power.’ That thing is really... really.. really.... good.”
Homer: “When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!”
Homer: “Don’t worry, I’ve been working on a plan. During the exam, I’ll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.”Homer: “People can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.”
Homer: “Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her - during the commercial.”
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Cast Info - Dan Castellaneta
A.K.A. Daniel Louis Castellaneta
Roles on The Simpsons: Homer J. Simpson, Grandpa Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Guimby, Hans Moleman, Sideshow Mel, Itchy, Arnie Pie, Kodos, Scott Christian, Louie, Bill
Characters who have appeared only once: Ugolin (7G13), Cpt. Lance Murdock (7F06), Thomas Jefferson (8F01), Aristotle Amandopolis (8F13), Zombie Shakespeare (9F04), Human Fly (9F21), Gary (1F02), Gremlin (1F04), Actor Homer (1F16), Actor Lisa (1F16), Freddy Quimby (1F19), Roger Meyers (1F21), Leopold (2F19), Luigi (3F10), George Washigton (3F13), Etch (3F19), Kearney's Father (4F03), Poochie (4F12), Laddie (4F16)
Birthday: 9-10-1958
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Dan was born 1958, of Italian-American parents and has two younger sisters, Paula and Gina. His mother, Elsie, passed away in February, 2008.
He was educated at the Oak Park and River Forest High School and attended Northern Illinois University. After graduating, Castellaneta went on to work with a Chicago based comedy troupe, The Second City. Although he first made his acting debut in the film Nothing in Common, he is mostly known for his voice-acting.
Dan was once a part of The Tracey Ullman Show where, amongst many other roles and acivities, he provided the voice of Homer Simpson and eventually, various other characters that appeared in the short animated cartoons that became a regular feature on the show. The popularity of the animated shorts on the The Tracey Ullman Show resulted in the popular half-hour series known as the The Simpsons. From The Simpsons debut in December 17th, 1989, Castellaneta has provided the voice of Homer Simpson and many other Simpsons’ characters.
Dan has been providing the voices for several characters in movies, animated TV shows, and on film, including that of the Genie in Disney's animated series Aladdin, in the 2002 RPG Kingdom Hearts, also Grandpa Phil on the Nickelodeon show Hey Arnold!, and that of Jonathan on the Rugrats as well as many others.
Dan has also released 2 alums on Oglio Records. His first CD was Two Lips, which was released on February 22nd, 2000. His second CD, I Am Not Homer, was released on the April 23, 2002.
Dan has been married to actress/writer Deb Lacusta since 1987.
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Roles on The Simpsons: Homer J. Simpson, Grandpa Simpson, Santa's Little Helper, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Guimby, Hans Moleman, Sideshow Mel, Itchy, Arnie Pie, Kodos, Scott Christian, Louie, Bill
Characters who have appeared only once: Ugolin (7G13), Cpt. Lance Murdock (7F06), Thomas Jefferson (8F01), Aristotle Amandopolis (8F13), Zombie Shakespeare (9F04), Human Fly (9F21), Gary (1F02), Gremlin (1F04), Actor Homer (1F16), Actor Lisa (1F16), Freddy Quimby (1F19), Roger Meyers (1F21), Leopold (2F19), Luigi (3F10), George Washigton (3F13), Etch (3F19), Kearney's Father (4F03), Poochie (4F12), Laddie (4F16)
Birthday: 9-10-1958
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois, USA
Dan was born 1958, of Italian-American parents and has two younger sisters, Paula and Gina. His mother, Elsie, passed away in February, 2008.
He was educated at the Oak Park and River Forest High School and attended Northern Illinois University. After graduating, Castellaneta went on to work with a Chicago based comedy troupe, The Second City. Although he first made his acting debut in the film Nothing in Common, he is mostly known for his voice-acting.
Dan was once a part of The Tracey Ullman Show where, amongst many other roles and acivities, he provided the voice of Homer Simpson and eventually, various other characters that appeared in the short animated cartoons that became a regular feature on the show. The popularity of the animated shorts on the The Tracey Ullman Show resulted in the popular half-hour series known as the The Simpsons. From The Simpsons debut in December 17th, 1989, Castellaneta has provided the voice of Homer Simpson and many other Simpsons’ characters.
Dan has been providing the voices for several characters in movies, animated TV shows, and on film, including that of the Genie in Disney's animated series Aladdin, in the 2002 RPG Kingdom Hearts, also Grandpa Phil on the Nickelodeon show Hey Arnold!, and that of Jonathan on the Rugrats as well as many others.
Dan has also released 2 alums on Oglio Records. His first CD was Two Lips, which was released on February 22nd, 2000. His second CD, I Am Not Homer, was released on the April 23, 2002.
Dan has been married to actress/writer Deb Lacusta since 1987.
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Dec 23 - Latest Simpsons News
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The Simpsons Finally Arrives at iTunes Store [The Simpsons]Gizmodo Tue, 23 Dec 2008 7:39 AM PSTRight after it mocks Mapple, The Simpsons finally hits iTunes. So far, it's just the current season. I wonder if the backlog is so Steve Mobs can pee on every one. [iTunes via Macworld]
The Simpsons come to iTunes but only in USMacworld UK Tue, 23 Dec 2008 4:58 AM PSTMore than 20 years after they first appeared on television Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are finally available on iTunes but only in the US. The Simpsons, Season 20 is available now on iTunes for $37.99 although not in high definition.
Ten Best Sacred Christmas Classics; Noel’s Christmas Presents; The Simpsons; Family GuyTimes Online Tue, 23 Dec 2008 3:12 AM PSTThe formulaic title belies an absorbing hour that should mean something to absolutely everybody, drawing you back to your childhood with a compilation of ten of the finest pieces of Christmas music.
http://www.ilounge.com/index.php/news/comments/mix-hp-iphone-simpsons-mintcom-earphone-discount/iLounge Tue, 23 Dec 2008 7:24 AM PSTHewlett Packard has launched its new HP iPrint Photo application for the iPhone and iPod touch. The new application allows users to print 4x6 photos directly from the device to most HP inkjet printers connected to the same local Wi-Fi network. Using Bonjour technology, the app automatically finds available printers, and uses a multi-touch interface to provide an easy, fast printing experience. ...
Brit travellers categorised as 'Homer Simpsons' and 'Mr Spocks'New Kerala Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:16 PM PSTLondon, Dec 22 : A new study from the University of the West of England (UWE) has classified Brit travellers into two distinct character groups- Homer Simpson or Mr Spock.
Matt Groening on ChristmasGMA News Tue, 23 Dec 2008 2:07 AM PSTAren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Matt Groening, US cartoonist and satirist, The Simpsons
Lady Mats ease past NavarroSeguin Gazette-Enterprise Mon, 22 Dec 2008 5:32 PM PSTGERONIMO — On an episode of the television show The Simpsons , Lisa once paraphrased the principle of Occam’s razor, “the simplest explanation is probably the correct one.”
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The Simpsons Finally Arrives at iTunes Store [The Simpsons]Gizmodo Tue, 23 Dec 2008 7:39 AM PSTRight after it mocks Mapple, The Simpsons finally hits iTunes. So far, it's just the current season. I wonder if the backlog is so Steve Mobs can pee on every one. [iTunes via Macworld]
The Simpsons come to iTunes but only in USMacworld UK Tue, 23 Dec 2008 4:58 AM PSTMore than 20 years after they first appeared on television Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are finally available on iTunes but only in the US. The Simpsons, Season 20 is available now on iTunes for $37.99 although not in high definition.
Ten Best Sacred Christmas Classics; Noel’s Christmas Presents; The Simpsons; Family GuyTimes Online Tue, 23 Dec 2008 3:12 AM PSTThe formulaic title belies an absorbing hour that should mean something to absolutely everybody, drawing you back to your childhood with a compilation of ten of the finest pieces of Christmas music.
http://www.ilounge.com/index.php/news/comments/mix-hp-iphone-simpsons-mintcom-earphone-discount/iLounge Tue, 23 Dec 2008 7:24 AM PSTHewlett Packard has launched its new HP iPrint Photo application for the iPhone and iPod touch. The new application allows users to print 4x6 photos directly from the device to most HP inkjet printers connected to the same local Wi-Fi network. Using Bonjour technology, the app automatically finds available printers, and uses a multi-touch interface to provide an easy, fast printing experience. ...
Brit travellers categorised as 'Homer Simpsons' and 'Mr Spocks'New Kerala Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:16 PM PSTLondon, Dec 22 : A new study from the University of the West of England (UWE) has classified Brit travellers into two distinct character groups- Homer Simpson or Mr Spock.
Matt Groening on ChristmasGMA News Tue, 23 Dec 2008 2:07 AM PSTAren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Matt Groening, US cartoonist and satirist, The Simpsons
Lady Mats ease past NavarroSeguin Gazette-Enterprise Mon, 22 Dec 2008 5:32 PM PSTGERONIMO — On an episode of the television show The Simpsons , Lisa once paraphrased the principle of Occam’s razor, “the simplest explanation is probably the correct one.”
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The Simpsons - Great Homer Quotes
Homer: "How come stupid things that happen to stupid people always happen to me."
Homer to Bart: “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.”
Homer to Marge: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
Homer to Marge: “But Marge, I swear to you - I never thought you’d find out!”
Homer: “See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how’s that for freedom of choice?”
Homer to Abe: “Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.”
Homer on life: "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
Homer to family: “Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.”
Homer to Bart: "Just remember; never be afraid to live your life on the edge... Now let's get home before your mother kills us."
Homer to Marge: “A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or...or an alligator.”
Homer to Marge: “You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?”
Homer to Bart: "Well, you know boy, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
Homer to Bart: “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.”
Homer to Marge: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."
Homer to Marge: “But Marge, I swear to you - I never thought you’d find out!”
Homer: “See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how’s that for freedom of choice?”
Homer to Abe: “Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.”
Homer on life: "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."
Homer to family: “Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.”
Homer to Bart: "Just remember; never be afraid to live your life on the edge... Now let's get home before your mother kills us."
Homer to Marge: “A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or...or an alligator.”
Homer to Marge: “You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?”
Homer to Bart: "Well, you know boy, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
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