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Jan 30, 2009 - Latest Simpsons News

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Scientology pitched in Bart Simpson's voice by 'Simpsons' actress for a robocall message
Minneapolis-St. Paul Star Tribune Fri, 30 Jan 2009 12:47 PM PST
NEW YORK - Bart Simpson is known for prank calls, but Nancy Cartwright, who provides Bart's voice on "The Simpsons," has been heard this week in a phone message using the voice of the cartoon fourth-grader to promote Scientology.

Is Bart Simpson Scientology’s new spokesman?
Houston Chronicle Fri, 30 Jan 2009 3:10 PM PST
NEW YORK — Bart Simpson is known for prank calls, but Nancy Cartwright, who provides Bart’s voice on The Simpsons , has been heard this week in a phone message using the voice of the cartoon fourth-grader to promote Scientology. Cartwright, long a member of the church, recorded her 60-second robocall to boost attendance at a Scientology event scheduled for Saturday.

Cranky cop in row over Krispy Kremes
Herald Sun Fri, 30 Jan 2009 3:09 PM PST
EVEN the doughnut-loving Chief Wiggum from The Simpsons would have been appalled. Well, maybe.

Bart's voice promotes Scientology
Channel 4 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 2:02 PM PST
Bart Simpson is known for making prank calls - and the woman who provides his voice on The Simpsons has used the voice of the cartoon boy to promote Scientology.

Scientology promoted in Bart Simpson's voice
KATC 3 Lafayette Fri, 30 Jan 2009 1:01 PM PST
Associated Press - January 30, 2009 3:53 PM ET NEW YORK (AP) - Bart Simpson is known for prank calls, but Nancy Cartwright, who provides Bart's voice on "The Simpsons," has been heard this week...

Bart voice gives push to religion
Chicago Sun-Times Fri, 30 Jan 2009 2:09 AM PST
The producers of "The Simpsons" are having a cow over one of its actors promoting Scientology in the voice of Bart Simpson. Nancy Cartwright recorded the pitch for a robocall to boost turnout for a Scientology event at the organization's Hollywood center.
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Jan 29, 2009 - Latest Simpsons News

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Making sense of it all, the Simpsons way
The Malaysian Insider Wed, 28 Jan 2009 5:59 PM PST
JAN 29 — I was watching “The Simpsons” today and it happened to be the episode entitled “The Monkey Suit” in which Lisa Simpson, Bart’s much-smarter sister, tried to get her school to stop the teaching of creationism to students and instead focus on Darwin’s theory of evolution. After failing in her protest with Principal Skinner, she then takes her case to the town hall for the mayor and the ...

Simpsons producers ‘have a cow’ as Bart lends his voice to Scientologists
Times Online Thu, 29 Jan 2009 3:18 PM PST
Bart Simpson used to be an underachiever and proud of it. These days, it seems, he’s an Operating Thetan VII in the Church of Scientology and proud of that, too.

Bart Simpson's Voice Speaks for Scientology
E! Online via Yahoo! News Wed, 28 Jan 2009 5:33 PM PST
The Simpsons has never been one to shy away from poking fun at organized Judeo-Christian religions. But not because Springfield's first family is aspiring to thetan level seven.

Hathaway laughs off Follieri split with Simpson role
world entertainment news via Yahoo! UK & Ireland News Thu, 29 Jan 2009 3:30 AM PST
Anne Hathaway is laughing off her failed relationship with incarcerated conman ex Raffaello Follieri by playing the girlfriend to a crooked clown on hit animated series The Simpsons.

Hi, This Is Bart Simpson Calling On Behalf Of Scientology
Arts Journal Thu, 29 Jan 2009 6:48 AM PST
Producers of "The Simpsons" "have denied any involvement with a Scientology-promoting voice mail recorded by Nancy Cartwright, who has provided the voice of Bart Simpson for 20 years.... The message begins with her saying, 'Yo, what's happenin' man, this is Bart Simpson.

Fox's Limp Rebuke To Scientology Bart Simpson Calls [Scientology]
Gawker Wed, 28 Jan 2009 9:00 PM PST
newVideoPlayer("/bart_robocall_gawker.flv", 506, 423,"");The Scientologist who voices Bart Simpson used the character in robo-calls promoting a Los Angeles-area cult event. Simpsons creator Fox could...

Anne Hathaway laughs off Follieri split with 'Simpson' role
New Kerala Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:03 PM PST
London, Jan 29 : Anne Hathaway is making fun of her failed relationship with the now imprisoned Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri by playing a crooked clown's girlfriend in hit animated series 'The Simpsons'.
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Cast Info - Nancy Cartwright

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A.K.A. Nancy Campbell Cartwright

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Roles on the Simpsons:
Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders, and others

Birthday: 10-25-1957

Birthplace: Kettering, Dayton, Ohio, USA


Nancy Cartwright was born in Ohio in 1959. She was mentored by Daws Butler, who also helped her get into the voice acting buisness. Nancy is the memorable voice of Bart Simpson, Chuckie, and many other famous cartoon characters. She has written her own book "My Life as A 10-Year-Old Boy".

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Bart's Blackboard Lines

Here's a list of (most of) the lines Bart is forced to write on the blackboard at the beginning of each show:

I will not waste chalk
I will not skateboard in the halls
I will not burp in class
I will not instigate revolution
I will not draw naked ladies in class
I did not see Elvis
I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"
Garlic gum is not funny
They are laughing at me, not with me
I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
I will not encourage others to fly
I will not fake my way through life
Tar is not a plaything
I will not Xerox my butt
It's potato, not potatoe
I will not trade pants with others
I am not a 32 year old woman
I will not do that thing with my tongue
I will not drive the principal's car
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
I will not sell school property
I will not cut corners
I will not get very far with this attitude
I will not make flatuent noises in class
I will not belch the National Anthem
I will not sell land in Florida
I will not grease the monkey bars
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment
I will not do anything bad ever again
I will not show off
I will not sleep through my education
I am not a dentist
Spitwads are not free speech
Nobody likes sunburn slappers
High explosives and school don't mix
I will not bribe Principal Skinner
I will not squeak chalk
I will finish what I sta
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
Underwear should be worn on the inside
The Christmas Pageant does not stink
I will not torment the emotionally frail
I will not carve gods
I will not spank others
I will not aim for the head
I will not barf unless I'm sick
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
I will not conduct my own fire drills
Funny noises are not funny
I will not snap bras
I will not fake seizures
This punishment is not boring and pointless
My name is not Dr. Death
I will not defame New Orleans
I will not prescribe medication
I will not bury the new kid
I will not teach others to fly
I will not bring sheep to class
A burp is not an answer
Teacher is not a leper
Coffee is not for kids
I will not eat things for money
I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call
The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee
I will not call the principal "spud head"
Goldfish don't bounce
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
No one is interested in my underpants
I will not sell miracle cures
I will return the seeing-eye dog
I do not have diplomatic immunity
I will not charge admission to the bathroom
I will never win an Emmy
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
I will try to raise a better child (written by Marge, force by Ms. Krabaple)
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle
I am not deliciously saucy
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones
There are plenty of businesses like show business
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun
Beans are neither fruit nor musical
I will not use abbrev.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
I will not send lard through the mail
I will not dissect things unless instructed
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
I will not hang donuts on my person
I will remember to take my medication
I will not strut around like I own the place
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
I do not have power of attorney over first graders
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Try this Cool Game: The Simpsons 20Q

Think of something from The Simpsons and have 20Q try to guess. It's kinda cool!


http://www.20q.net/simpsons/
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Dec 23 - Latest Simpsons News

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The Simpsons Finally Arrives at iTunes Store [The Simpsons]Gizmodo Tue, 23 Dec 2008 7:39 AM PSTRight after it mocks Mapple, The Simpsons finally hits iTunes. So far, it's just the current season. I wonder if the backlog is so Steve Mobs can pee on every one. [iTunes via Macworld]

The Simpsons come to iTunes but only in USMacworld UK Tue, 23 Dec 2008 4:58 AM PSTMore than 20 years after they first appeared on television Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are finally available on iTunes but only in the US. The Simpsons, Season 20 is available now on iTunes for $37.99 although not in high definition.

Ten Best Sacred Christmas Classics; Noel’s Christmas Presents; The Simpsons; Family GuyTimes Online Tue, 23 Dec 2008 3:12 AM PSTThe formulaic title belies an absorbing hour that should mean something to absolutely everybody, drawing you back to your childhood with a compilation of ten of the finest pieces of Christmas music.

http://www.ilounge.com/index.php/news/comments/mix-hp-iphone-simpsons-mintcom-earphone-discount/iLounge Tue, 23 Dec 2008 7:24 AM PSTHewlett Packard has launched its new HP iPrint Photo application for the iPhone and iPod touch. The new application allows users to print 4x6 photos directly from the device to most HP inkjet printers connected to the same local Wi-Fi network. Using Bonjour technology, the app automatically finds available printers, and uses a multi-touch interface to provide an easy, fast printing experience. ...

Brit travellers categorised as 'Homer Simpsons' and 'Mr Spocks'New Kerala Mon, 22 Dec 2008 11:16 PM PSTLondon, Dec 22 : A new study from the University of the West of England (UWE) has classified Brit travellers into two distinct character groups- Homer Simpson or Mr Spock.

Matt Groening on ChristmasGMA News Tue, 23 Dec 2008 2:07 AM PSTAren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Matt Groening, US cartoonist and satirist, The Simpsons

Lady Mats ease past NavarroSeguin Gazette-Enterprise Mon, 22 Dec 2008 5:32 PM PSTGERONIMO — On an episode of the television show The Simpsons , Lisa once paraphrased the principle of Occam’s razor, “the simplest explanation is probably the correct one.”
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The Simpsons - Great Homer Quotes

Homer: "How come stupid things that happen to stupid people always happen to me."

Homer to Bart: “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.”

Homer to Marge: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel."

Homer to Marge: “But Marge, I swear to you - I never thought you’d find out!”

Homer: “See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled. Now, how’s that for freedom of choice?”

Homer to Abe: “Aw, Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re an old man now, and old people are useless.”

Homer on life: "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women."

Homer to family: “Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2%, and it’s all because of my motivational techniques, like donuts and the possibility of more donuts to come.”

Homer to Bart: "Just remember; never be afraid to live your life on the edge... Now let's get home before your mother kills us."

Homer to Marge: “A gun is not a weapon, Marge, it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife or a harpoon, or...or an alligator.”

Homer to Marge: “You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it’s not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?”

Homer to Bart: "Well, you know boy, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

The Simpsons - Bart's Prank Calls

Bart's prank calls

List of Name Used by Bart in Prank Calls to Moe:

• Amanda Hugginkiss
• Anita Bath
• Al Koholic
• Bea O'Problem
• Eura Snotball
• Haywood U. Cuddleme
• Homer Sexual
• Hugh Jass
• I. P. Freely
• Ivana Tinkle
• Jacques Strap
• Maya Buttreeks
• Mike Rotch
• Oliver Klozoff
• Seymour Butz

To Others:

Ahmed Adoudi – ‘24’ episode, made to Jack Bauer
Drew P. Wiener – “Lost Verizon” episode, to bar named ‘Crocodile Drunkee’s’ in Sydney
Ima Wiener – The Simpsons Movie
Maya Normousbutt – “Lost Verizon” episode, made to a random bar in Hawaii
Olav Myfriendsaregay – “Lost Verizon” episode, made to "Inga-bar Beerman's", in Stockholm
Ollie Tabooger – To Homer when he tends Moe’s Bar


Did you know: The prank calls Bart makes to Moe are actually, according to Wikipedia, “a reference to the infamous Tube Bar prank calls pulled on grumpy New Jersey bar owner, Louis "Red" Deutsch in the late 1960s by John Davidson and Jim Elmo, which follow an almost identical pattern (with much more profanity).”
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Dec 10 - Latest Simpsons News

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Dec 8 - Latest Simpsons News

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Simpsons 'child porn' decision says cartoons are people tooThe New Zealand Herald Mon, 08 Dec 2008 2:35 PM PSTCartoon characters are people too, a judge has ruled in the case of a man convicted over sexually explicit cartoons based on The Simpsons.

Cowabunga! Simpsons porn on the PC equals child pornographyArs Technica Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:11 AM PSTAn Australian justice on the New South Wales Supreme Court has come to rather startling conclusion that Simpsons porn—at least when it features Bart and Lisa—is child pornography. Read More...

Australian Judge Rules Simpsons Cartoon Rip-off Is Child PornSlashdot Mon, 08 Dec 2008 8:23 AM PSTAn anonymous reader was one of several to note a bizarre story in which an Australian judge ruled that drawings can be child porn. In this case, it was knock off drawings of the Simpsons doing naughty things. Good thing they're going to be censoring the Down Undernet soon. Who knows what damage this could cause. Read more of this story at Slashdot.

Internet parody of Simpsons is child porn: judgeBusselton-Dunsborough Mail Mon, 08 Dec 2008 9:41 AM PSTA SUPREME Court judge has ruled that an internet cartoon in which lookalike child characters from The Simpsons engage in sexual acts is child pornography.

Aussie convicted over Simpsons sex picsThe Register Mon, 08 Dec 2008 5:01 AM PST'My butt does not deserve a website' An Australian man has lost his appeal against child pornography charges for possessing images of the Simpsons characters having sex.…

'Simpsons' sex toon is child porn: JudgeThe West Australian Sun, 07 Dec 2008 9:07 PM PSTA man charged over cartoons showing sex acts involving children modelled on The Simpsons characters has failed to have his child pornography convictions overturned. In the NSW Supreme Court on Monday

'Simpsons' cartoon is pornDaily Telegraph Sun, 07 Dec 2008 6:00 PM PSTCARTOONS showing sex acts involving characters modelled on The Simpsons were ruled as pornography in a pervert's court hearing today.

Porn case - The Simpsons are people tooAdelaide Now Sun, 07 Dec 2008 6:00 PM PSTCARTOON characters are people too, a judge has ruled in the case of a man convicted over cartoons based on The Simpsons showing children having sex.

Porn case - Simpsons are people tooAdelaide Now Sun, 07 Dec 2008 6:00 PM PSTCARTOON characters are people too, a judge has ruled in the case of a man convicted over cartoons based on The Simpsons, in which children are shown having sex.
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Dec 3 - Latest Simpsons News

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CAIR Thanks Fox for 'Simpsons' Episode Challenging IslamophobiaBroadcast Newsroom Wed, 03 Dec 2008 1:30 PM PSTLOS ANGELES , Dec. 3 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) today called on American Muslims and other people of conscience to thank the Fox television network and the creator of "The Simpsons" for a recent episode that used comedy to challenge Islamophobia.

Pete Wentz - Wentz Didnt Believe Simpsons Baby NewsContactMusic Wed, 03 Dec 2008 4:41 AM PSTNew father PETE WENTZ was so stunned to discover his then-girlfriend ASHLEE SIMPSON was expecting the couple's baby, he insisted she send a photo of the positive ...

Entries from Torontoist tagged with 'funandgames'Torontoist Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:13 PM PSTOur response to the above juxtaposition was originally going to hinge on the observation that "The Simpsons already did it." (And so they have.)

A Day Without RainbowsTorontoist Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:12 PM PSTOur response to the above juxtaposition was originally going to hinge on the observation that " The Simpsons already did it." (And so they have.) But upon learning that Kevin Bracken, the male half of Newmindspace , intends to permanently return to New York next month—putting the future of the group in the air—we must acknowledge that the lolgay takes on an unintended wistfulness.

IIDA Toronto Leader's BreakfastInterior Design Tue, 02 Dec 2008 11:09 PM PSTAnyone who has ever laughed at hit TV show " The Simpsons " should mark December 5 on their calendars, when Emmy-award winning comedy writer Joel Cohen will speak at the International Interior Design Association's (IIDA) Toronto Leader's Breakfast.