Futurama - Opening Captions

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Here's all the captions that have appeared during the opening titles sequence of Futurama:

In Color
In Hypno-vision
Presented in BC (Brain Control) where available
Featuring gratuitous alien violence
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Presented in double vision (where drunk)
Mr. Bender’s wardrobe provided by Robotany 500
Filmed on location
Transmitido en Martian en SAP
Proudly made on earth
Live from Omicron Persei 8
Made from meat by-products
Not Y3K compliant
From the makers of Futurama
Based on a true story
From the network that brought you The Simpsons
The show that watches back
Not based on the novel f James Fennimore Cooper
Nominated for 3 Glemmys
This episode has been modified to fit your primitive screen
Coming soon to an illegal DVD
As foretold by Nostradamus
A stern warning of things to come
Simulcast on crazy people’s fillings
Larva-tested, pupa-approved
For external use only
Painstakingly drawn before a live audience
Touch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgery
Smell-o-vision users insert nostril tubes now
Not a substitute for human interaction
Secreted by the comedy bee
If not entertaining, write your congressman
This episode performed entirely by sock puppets
Broadcast simultaneously one year in the future
Now with chucklelin
Torn from tomorrow’s headlines
80% entertainment by volume
Deciphered from crop circles
Please rise for the Futurama theme song
Krafted with luv – by monsters
Bender’s humor by Microsoft Joke
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really cool
Federal law prohibits changing the channel
For proper viewing, take red pill now
No humans were probed in the making of this episode
Scratch here to reveal prize
Psst… Big party at your house after the show!
Hey Tivo! Suggest this!
Fun for the whole family, except grandma & grandpa
Please turn off all cell phones and tricorders
Love it or shove it!
If accidentally watched, induce vomiting
Bigfoot’s choice
It’s like “Hee Haw” with lasers
When you see the robot, drink!
Soon to be a major religion
Or is it?
Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
Not affiliated with Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.
Known to cause insanity in laboratory mice
Now interactive! Joystick controls Fry’s left ear.
Dancing space potatoes? You bet!
Where no fan has gone before
A by-product of the TV industry
Too hot for radio
You can’t prove it won’t happen
Beats a had kick in the face
Voted “best”
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See you on some other channel!

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